contrast and compare

I confess: I Googled "[my name] needs", like the impressionable young facebook note reader that I am. As long as that's out in the open now, here are some of my favorites.

Alexandra needs:

• to buy a tooth
• a dose of reality-inducing drugs
• TO GO HOME
  
• a pony, people
• a wonderful worm farm
• to eat a couple apples herself
• a batmobile to get herself out of a jam
• a tad bit of help
• 4 body guards at all times
• a magic carpet