'just remember - us scorpios never forget. we get even.'
-anonymous birthday twin at the restaurant where i had dinner
'may those who love me, love me.
may god turn the hearts of those who don't,
and if he can't turn their hearts,
may he turn their ankles
so i will know them by their limping.'
-my grandma
(with the afterword - 'that's bad. but kind of funny too.')
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